Snake Bites Male Porn Star's Junk

Okay, so we know we just published a story about a python, but misfortunes seldom come alone.

An Australian porn star named Dani Dabello (female) has a pet python named Betty. After Dabello filmed an adult scene with a male counterpart this week, Betty decided to bite his male counterpart.

“So these things never happened to me, but boy, do I have a story for you,” Dabello shared in an Instagram video posted Wednesday. “First, I just want to introduce Betty. She’s my Centralian Carpet Python. Say Hi Betty. She’s about eight foot long, and I’ve never had an issue with her biting or anything like that until today.”

The unnamed male porn star hit the showers after filming. The man had earlier asked Dabello if he could hold her snake, so “whilst he was showering, I went and grabbed it from her enclosure. And once he got out, I placed Betty around his neck.”

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Dabello left the bathroom and suddenly heard the man’s horrifying screams as her pet snake was firmly latched onto his snake.

She probably should have waited for the dude to put his pants back on.

“After a few minutes, we managed to get Betty off him and I put her back into her enclosure. There was blood everywhere, so we cleaned all of that up. I did check to make sure that there was no little teeth left in it. Sometimes when pythons bite they do lose some teeth.”

The New York Post attempted to contact Dabello for comment.

“Next time I want to meet Betty! I didn’t know you had snakes!” commented @uncut_bull6.