Frat Boys Protect American Flag from Protestors; GoFundMe Launched to Throw them Rager

As college campuses across the country are being taken over by whiny children, a group of young bros are being celebrated for trying to keep things under control.

“Today was a sad yet empowering day at Chapel Hill,” wrote student Guillermo Estrada on X / Twitter. “When I walked to class, I saw the Palestinian flag raised on our quad flag pole, and was immediately upset at the act that these “protestors” had made. I cannot say I am fully educated on the Israel/Palestine conflict but it upset me that my country’s flag was disrespected in order to advocate for another,” Estrada wrote of the unlikable juveniles.

Estrada further noted that when school admins and local police officers came to put the American flag back up, they were “met with profanity, middle fingers, thrown bottles, rocks, and water.”

Then, the entitled little babies tried to remove the American flag again, at which point, the boys from Pi Kappa Phi “ran over to hold it up.” The mostly peaceful protestors responded by throwing water bottles and rocks at them.

“We stood for an hour defending the flag so many fight to protect.”

As a national reward for this act of bravery, a GoFundMe campaign has been launched to throw these young Americans an epic rager.

Commie losers across the country have invaded college campuses to make dumb demands of weak University Administrators.

But amidst the chaos, the screaming, the anti-semitism, the hatred of faith and flag, stood a platoon of American heroes. Armored in Vineyard Vines and Patagonia, fueled by Zyn and White Claws, these triumphant Brohemians protected Old Glory from the unwashed Marxist horde — laughing at their shrieks and wails and shielding the Stars & Stripes from Soviet missiles.
These boys… no, men, of the UNC Chapel Hill Pi Kappa Phi, gave the best to America and now they deserve the best.

Help us raise funds to throw this frat the party they deserve, a party worth of the boat-shoed Broleteriat who did their country proud.

As of writing, the campaign has raised over $350,000.