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Stupid Things Celebrities Have Said

We’ve all said stupid shit, but, we’re going to blast these people anyway.

In the vast, glittering universe of celebrity culture, where every word is usually curated by a team of PR experts, some stars still manage to bypass the filters and let slip utterances that are head-scratchingly absurd. Here, we present you with our list of top verbal gaffes; from the hilariously outrageous to the simply baffling. After all, when the spotlight is always on you, sometimes the brightness can be a bit too much for the brain. Let’s delve into this collection of celebrity ‘wisdom’ – a reminder that fame doesn’t always come hand-in-hand with common sense.

Here’s our ultimate list of stupid celebrity quotes:

Kanye West

Kanye West
David Shankbone / Wikimedia Commons

“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”

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Britney Spears

britney spears
Drew de F Fawkes / Wikimedia Commons

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

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Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera
Tài chính Kinh doanh / Wikimedia Commons

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O'Neal
MarkScottAustinTX / Wikimedia Commons

“I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.”

Lady Gaga

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Raph_PH / Wikimedia Commons

“I don’t know if this is too much…but I can actually mentally give myself an orgasm.”

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields
WBNX-TV 55 / Wikimedia Commons

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

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Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne
F darkbladeus / Wikimedia Commons

“I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.”

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen
Joella Marano / Wikimedia Commons

“I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p**sy.”

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson
Mike Kaplan / Wikimedia Commons

“Twenty-three is old. It’s almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz
Caroline Renouard / Wikimedia Commons

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker
Shawn Miller / Library of Congress

“I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.”

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Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama
*christopher* / Wikimedia Commons

“Will you suck my tongue?” He said this to a little boy.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber
Lou Stejskal / Wikimedia Commons

“You don’t need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn’t make you a taco.”

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow
Andrea Raffin / Wikimedia Commons

“You know, crack might be extreme, but spray cheese is not my kind of party.”

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson
Super Festivals / Wikimedia Commons

“I might just fade into Bolivian.”

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Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Gage Skidmore / via Wikimedia Commons

“I don’t understand how they can call me anti-Latino when I’ve made four movies in Mexico.”

Madonna

Madonna
Raph_PH / Wikimedia Commons

“Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.”

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Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham
David Shankbone / Wikimedia Commons

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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Donald Trump

Donald Trump
Shaleah Craighead / Wikimedia Commons

“My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.”

Joe Biden

Joe Biden
Adam Schultz / Wikimedia Commons

“If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.”

George W. Bush

George W. Bush
Eric Draper / Wikimedia Commons

“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”



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