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Study Says Viagra May Help Prevent Alzheimer’s Disease, Giving Old Men Excuse to Walk Around with Raging Boners

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A new study published in the Journal of Alzheimer’s Disease says sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra – which is also used to treat pulmonary arterial hypertension – could potentially be a suitable treatment for Alzheimer’s disease.

This is great news. Not only will you have a rock hard member, but also, you’ll remember what to do with it.

The research was led by Dr. Feixiong Cheng of the Cleveland Clinic, who says they used artificial intelligence to analyze millions of insurance claims which “revealed a 30-54% reduced prevalence in Alzheimer’s disease” among patients who took Viagra.

This is awesome. You’ll get to walk around the house with a hard-on so that you’ll remember your wife’s birthday. She won’t be able to say shit.

And if it ever pops up in an inappropriate setting, you’ll have a valid excuse. “Sorry about the boner, I’m taking Viagra because Alzheimer’s runs in my family,” you’ll say to your fellow bus passengers.

All thanks to this guy!






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