A Florida man who police say is 30 but looks about 200 got himself booked for being naked and violent this week.
Cops were called to the scene where they encountered a man named Nelson Duarte grabbing his junk through his shorts and blocking traffic.
Duarte had reportedly used a metal pipe to attack a man and woman sleeping inside a tent before police arrived. He then destroyed the tent and escaped naked.
According to Local 10, this whole thing happened “just after 6:30 a.m. in the 3700 block of Northwest 20th Court.”
The woman was struck in her shoulder, which may have been dislocated, though she refused medical attention at the scene.
Duarte has been booked and is currently at Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and indecent exposure. His bond has not yet been determined.