Try saying that five times fast!
A former cop and current savage named Mick Moloney told Aussie network 7 News about his ridiculous encounter.
“I saw a kangaroo … with his arms in the water, basically just staring at me,” he said. “Next thing you know, Hutchy came up gasping for air, water spilling out of his mouth and screaming his head off. “I was like, ‘are you kidding me?’”
Moloney tried to scare the kangaroo off, but when that didn’t work, he got into the water and took a swing. The kangaroo hit back, at which point the man’s phone fell into the water.
The man and his dog escaped without injury – and plan on continuing to walk this route.