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Iron Mike is known for not only his deadly fists, but also his crazy mouth. Sometimes he drops true wisdom, sometimes he says things that are stupid, and oftentimes, he says things that could go in either category.
Here’s our list of the craziest ever Mike Tyson quotes:
“I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the f*cking head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that’s the pain I have waking up every day.”
“I’ll eat your a**hole alive you b*tch.”
“I usually don’t do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn’t talk anymore. Unless you wanna, you know.”
“I might just fade into Bolivian.”
“My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!”
I just want to conquer people and their souls. #miketyson #vintagetyson pic.twitter.com/x5es4ezLEw
— Mike Tyson (@MikeTyson) October 19, 2018
“I’m on the Zoloft to keep from killing y’all.”
“When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him.”
“You’re sweet. I’m going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips.”
“If Jesus were here I’d fight him too.”
“I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”
“I ain’t the same person I was when I bit that guy’s ear off.”
“I’ve lived places these guys can’t defecate in.”
“I think I’ll take a bath in his blood.”
“Being a champion opens lots of doors – I’d like to get a real estate license, maybe sell insurance.”
“He called me a rapist and a recluse. I’m not a recluse.”-Mike Tyson
— Famous Fight Quotes (@BoxingQuotess) July 25, 2013
“My power is discombobulating devastating.”
“I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.”
“You can’t stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.”
“Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.”
“He was screaming like my wife.”
“When you see me smash somebody’s skull, you enjoy it.”
