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    Lion Meat is Being Sold at Grocery Stores, Says Very Confused TikToker

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    “I’m really about to show ya’ll why we need to move out of America. Look at this. They’re selling lion chops. They’re taking exotic animals and cutting them up and putting them in our local grocery stores,” said a young lady holding a package of veal loin chops while broadcasting her discovery from a Safeway […]

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    Snake Bites Male Porn Star’s Junk

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    Okay, so we know we just published a story about a python, but misfortunes seldom come alone. An Australian porn star named Dani Dabello (female) has a pet python named Betty. After Dabello filmed an adult scene with a male counterpart this week, Betty decided to bite his male counterpart. “So these things never happened […]

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    Men Fight Snake in Florida, Call Woman to Finish Job

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    Five men fought a giant snake in Florida last week. Mike Elfenbein is a conservationist who told CBS News “he occasionally hunts Burmese pythons.” Friday was one of those occasions. Elfenbein brought his son to Big Cypress National Preserve for a good old-fashioned snake hunt – but the pair ended up coming face-to-face with a […]

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